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I Hate You, David Archuleta
I hate you, David Archuleta, For this affliction you’ve given me. I’d rather have swine flu or salmonella Than suffer from this ODD. I used to have a life, you see, But when I saw you on TV Flirting with some melody, I knew that was the end of me. I had no choice—your lack of guile, Your soulful voice and gleaming smile Had me ...
Love and Learn
There are some things one cannot teach. In David Archuleta’s case, not even the best teacher could have imparted what nature bestowed upon him: his rich voice, his perfect pitch, his natural and deep musical sensibility. From early on in David’s life, it was clear that he was a prodigy. Still, even the most brilliant ...
The Finale
How long has it been? It’s been said that David is a quick learner, and apparently this quality also extends to his performance skills. I’ve been gone from these boards about 3 months, but it seems as if he has benefited from the experience of several years. As some of you may know, I have not been ...

